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Oversized hoodies.
Monster.
Anon is an egg
The kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?
5’4" since I was 12… still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.
What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes…
Go full Vegeta
This is kinda hilarious, poor dude.
oversized hoodies
5’4"
why am I so childlike in their eyes??
So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That’s sick.
Consider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings
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Guess he just needs to break both his arms
