I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine ‘Extra Divine’
All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won’t eat steak rather than ruin the meat.
I would get a second opinion!
Yeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I’m okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.
you may be safe by using sous vide/pasteurising the steak. same texture and safer to consume. maybe look into it if you really craving steak (which i assume you’re not right now). same goes for things like cured meats
I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.
De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
This guy steaks.
Good lord, “Congratulations”!?!?
Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!
Medium rare for me.
Baked ribeye = awesome.
If “well done” is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.
Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.
Medium rare please
Legendary is the only option
No there were 12 other options actually
From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?
kurzgesagt, I want it to make me feel tiny and insignificant.
Oh, now that’s a great steak!
Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.
ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
rare/medium rare, i’m not fancy, i just want lightly irony salty meat with some scortch fat marks, as god intended. you can keep your kobe/waygu fat crap to yourselves.
Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?
“I’ll have the chicken, medium-rare.”
Give me unreal or give me death!
Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?
To be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.
