It seems this isn’t about customer data:
The exposed data included full backups of two employees’ computers. These backups contained sensitive personal data, including passwords to Microsoft services, secret keys, and more than 30,000 internal Microsoft Teams messages from more than 350 Microsoft employees.
Some of that data could be from (or for) customer use, like the service passwords.
What’s the other 37.9TB?
Who TF is keeping secret keys on their dev machine, that shit is toxic. Not to mention passwords
The lax security is still worrying when they have so much data in general
On a local pc no less. They don’t use password repos at Microsoft?
You’re telling me they leaked my Ai request to put boobs on a sandwich us leaked now?!
I’m pretty sure 20 TB of that is just “put
booksboobs on *insert thing”Edit: I really need to proofread before I post.
Or boobs, even!
Seems there are more bibliophiles out there than we realize.
Boobliophiles?
What’s a Boobli ?
Boobli balls!
Great boobli moogly!
Only 38T eh?
If it’s a root CA private signing key, 2KB could be fatal. If it’s tiktoks, 100TB could be worthless.
And if it’s porn? Priceless.
For everything else: MasterCard.
And my axe!
Save yourself the PR nightmare that accompanies data breaches! Prevent all outside hacking forever by proactively dumping your data onto the internet yourself!
It’s pure genius!
Accidental goatse from Microsoft. That a good time.
