Oh please… We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfecfed it enough to make super soldiers.
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Putin thinks about gays more than Gay people do. 🤔
Putin is big gay for his violinist.
Sounds like an exceedingly veiled masturbation reference tbh 😂
Frankly I didn’t know if there was an h in cellist. But I’m going for it.
Probably projecting.
It is his kryptonite. Getting his ass kicked by gay super soldiers would be poetic.
Translation into “plainspeak”, filtering out all the deflection and projection:
We have an incompetent alcoholic military, with a toxic environment of forceful sodomy among our own troops abusing each other as well as others.
Yep… that pretty much covers it completely.
How can I get some of that brainwashing for myself? That sounds awesome.
Except it was the Athenians who were misogynistically homosexual, and apparently also ageist as well.
As far as I understand it, we guess at this because the Spartans didn’t write much but the Athenians wrote a lot, including making fun of them for things like: not being Saudi Arabia/Iran towards women and such other outrageous concepts like respecting your elders.
Also Thebes had a lot of reason to hate Sparta. Among them was that those 300 famous Spartans were accompanied by several thousands of Thebians who were put in largely sacrificial positions to better save Spartan lives.
To be fair, Sparta’s “reputation” came mostly from having a remarkable propaganda machine. They were a bunch of paper tigers.
I wouldn’t really take anything they put out about their rival as more than that.
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Pornhub.
But the US thinks gays are too precious to risk in combat!
“How many soldiers’ lives are worth the life of one homosexual?”
“Seven.”
“God bless America, and her gays”
I will never not watch this video when I come across it. Precious, precious video
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I don’t see an issue with gay super soldiers.
The real question is has Putin given up on trying to call them Nazis, or are we supposed to believe Ukrainians are super gay Nazi soldiers now.
And Jewish, of course. They’ve got all the best space lasers, totally unfair.
Is this propaganda or a comedy routine gone awry?
unified through gay sex
Doesn’t sound that bad actually
Basically Spartans (based on my slightly more than cursory reading of their history)
I bet that advisor was rock hard while describing the gay orgies
does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf
Yo same. Muscular women are hot.
Gay Ukrainian Super Soldiers
Why the fuck are people against the “woke” military if we can make gay super soldiers??
Probably afraid those super soldiers will also be super attractive and make them have impure thoughts.
Took a lesson from Sparta, make all your soldiers gay lovers and they will fight like hell.
I think it’s called Sacred Band of Thebes, where they specifically get male lovers as soldiers since they will fight for each other more fiercely.
A nice name for an acoustic band also.
Masters of the skin flute
Even though often rusty you can’t deny the tone of a trombone!
Yeah, the Sacred Band of Thebes (citizen-soldiers from a democratic polity) decisively defeated the Spartans (a caste-based oligarchy) in several engagements, shattering Spartan power.
Would also be a great metal band name
I see I’m late to this reference
Where can I get one of the gay Ukrainian soldiers?
Ukrainian men are HOT!!!Try Grindr.
But half their staff is gone.
I am suddenly seeing Captain America in a whole new light.
Have you seen how much time he spent with men? Saying “I can do this all day”?
The Greeks figured this a couple thousand years ago and we’re just now catching up. SMH!
It was the secret to the Spartans’ power.
