• @Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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      482 years ago

      Local butcher says someone chopped up this cow and put it into nice little convenient paper packages with a bit of twine for the low, low price of $6/lb

  • BOMBS
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    572 years ago

    “Notorious wife beater says that his wife may have been punched in the face on purpose.”

    • The dogspaw
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      22 years ago

      The sky is God’s widow so technically he did fall out a window

  • @NevermindNoMind@lemmy.world
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    202 years ago

    I heard a Russia expert on some podcast talking about the biggest thing to Putin is loyalty. That is why Nevalni is in prison and Prigozhin is a collection of pieces in a jar. Nevalni is an enemy, a trouble maker, who after Putin tried to kill us now in jail. He’ll probably die there, but Putin is in no rush about it. He doesn’t particularly care about Nevalni. Nevalni was never disloyal because he was never on the inside, he’s always been an outside agitator.

    Prigozhin was in the inner circle, he had Putin’s trust, and he betrayed it. He was disalloyal, the most serious of crimes in Putin’s Russia. The Russia expert said Prigozhin like knew when he retreated that his days were numbered. But why did Putin wait so long? He doesn’t like to feel like he’s pressured to do anything, he likes to take his time and strike when he feels like it, to make it clear that he’s making a decision to act, not reacting to circumstances. Also, he may have wanted to lull Prigozhin into a false sense of security, trick him into thinking maybe he had been forgiven. Prigozhin appears to have thought so, posting about how he and Wagner were staffing up in Africa.

    Anyway, the dude is cold, or at least that’s how he wants to be perceived. He’s sending a message about the importance of loyalty to him. Same with the Russia spies who got the nerve agent treatment in the UK after defecting to the west - disloyal = the harshest death penalty.

  • @entropicshart@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    If you think about it, this really is the best way for him to get out of the spotlight for the coup attempt.

    Plane crashed, everything is burnt to shit, some official list says he was on it, some poor blokes remains get buried, and he moves on living under a different name

    • @Kyyrypyy@lemmy.world
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      122 years ago

      They also confurmed it with DNA. Then again, a bottle of vodka to the right person, and the DNA test says the bloke who got buried was mr. Pringles.

    • The dogspaw
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      22 years ago

      There is zero chance he’s still alive everyone saw the videos before the coup no way he stays quiet if he’s still alive

    • TWeaK
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      22 years ago

      Try it like this: ![](https://media.tenor.com/QrTqjCgS2lsAAAAM/obi-wan.gif)

      • @can@sh.itjust.works
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        Better yet, like this for accessibility:

        ![Well, of course I know him. He's me](https://media.tenor.com/QrTqjCgS2lsAAAAM/obi-wan.gif)
        

        well,ofcourseIknowhim.He'sme

        • TWeaK
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          12 years ago

          Yeah I’m not sure about that, maybe certain accessibility apps can get that text but it doesn’t appear when you hover over with the mouse.

            • TWeaK
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              22 years ago

              It’s in there. If I right click and select accessibility it comes up there, so presumably accessibility apps should be able to parse it. But whatever creates the hover-over text is another metadata variable, and that isn’t set to anything.