Thanks National Parks Service!

I did this once. There was a squelching noise, and my ear became wet and warm.

Just a tube with fur

to be attacked by an ermine for an ermine to defend itself

Thanks, but no thanks. I played that game with a parrot once, in I’m trying not to repeat it.

Ermine my personal space!

“U WOT M8?”

Cat snakes are taking over!

That’s it, I’m declaring myself King and bringing cloaks back. Fuckers have had it too easy lately

Tiny voice “If you’d worked harder you’d have nicer stuff!”