• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    57 minutes ago

    For my cat:

    Making biscuits on my dick and balls well I wince from occasional claws. Instead of laying down, they just jump off and walk away.

  • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2 hours ago

    Number 3:
    I spontaneously become Kali, the goddess of relentless war and saber-toothed fury.
    You don’t even have time to realize what has hit you.