Merry Chrysler!

What’s going on with the emblem on the wheel? Slop?
am i in lemmyshitpost or am i in lemmysloppost
NEVER SLOP
You 100%ed the car

You turn on the radio and all that comes out is CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP!
What the hell did you do to your steering wheel logo?
There’s a controller disconnected and the car is on silent.
I only have money to get rid of one light so the best way to decide which one:
🎶 minion dicks, minion dicks, in a dish, how many minion dicks do you wish?🎵
I’ll take as many as you’ve got?
Then you’re in luck because minion dicks are just baby corn and I work at the canning factory!
Well, putting your seatbelt on will take care of one of them. On the other hand, the car’s gonna explode, so that’s just strapping yourself to a bomb.




