It’s all fun and games until the eye suddenly opens and you become an anime protagonist.
This is an antagonist origin story
Wait… who is the protagonist here?
Wait. You’re telling me that
spoiler
my perfect blonde twink best friend is going to betray me?
In an anime, even?
Highly unlikely.
When your alarm goes off cause it’s time to get up for work:
I must scream, so I made a mouth
Just remember to feed it cheese instead of people and you’ll have nothing to worry about
17 times it almost triggered, and 17 times did it’s love for cheese stop it
For those OOTL (like me myself and I) https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Beherit
Specifically, this is a crimson one, and it only appears every 216 years!
He kept asking me if I wanted to make my dreams come true, before selling it to me. Trully bizarre
It’s this dude’s horcrux.
JFC that one takes me back to a distant time
You out there trying to get cursed?!
Weird they sell truck nutz individually.
It’s a by product of getting the truck neutered.
A truck-sectomy, if you will.
I had a coworker who was really into Berzerk. I 3D-printed him a behelit one time. He was thrilled.
Does your sword swing both ways?
Hmm, weird.
I was given mine as a child. Life as only been pain. Everyone should be worried.
any tips on how to store it ? perhaps around my neck ?
No need to keep it. It will appear when and where your dispare and pain reach their peak.
Don’t even think about it!
Don’t get it wet or feed it after midnight.
Bulgaria is pretty big though
