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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Not my day today

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Not my day today

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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  • irish_link@lemmy.world
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    Everyone is talking about the pull tabs an I’m sitting here wondering if the beer is 1 pint 8 oz. Or if this company is trying to call 8oz one pint.

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      Oh shit, good catch. A pint is 16oz (a pint is a fluid pound) so this is either a very large 18oz can or someone is taking liberty with the words.

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        Wouldn’t that be a 24oz can?

    • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It’s family sized, perhaps? (Written around the tip of the can)

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.worldOP
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    if only If I had a pen knife

    • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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      It’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lOpQ6gK4riI

    Do not use your finger unless you like drinking blood and going to the hospital.

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      I usually go to the hospital specifically to drink its blood coffers.

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    OP needs an old-school church key.

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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    That’s when you stab the side with a sharp object and get chugging.

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    That sucks. Badly.

  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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    Just stab it with a screwdriver

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    Had that happen a few times. I just use a key that I normally have on me for the house or car (car less these days since its a fob and sliding the key out isn’t worth it). A few good and steady stabs closest to the line should do the trick. Then just push down with finger.

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    bite it

  • TheGoldenV@lemmy.world
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    Just use the one on the bottom.

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