Everyone is talking about the pull tabs an I’m sitting here wondering if the beer is 1 pint 8 oz. Or if this company is trying to call 8oz one pint.

Oh shit, good catch. A pint is 16oz (a pint is a fluid pound) so this is either a very large 18oz can or someone is taking liberty with the words.
Wouldn’t that be a 24oz can?
It’s family sized, perhaps? (Written around the tip of the can)
if only If I had a pen knife

It’s more of a Shelbyville idea.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lOpQ6gK4riI
Do not use your finger unless you like drinking blood and going to the hospital.
I usually go to the hospital specifically to drink its blood coffers.
OP needs an old-school church key.


That’s when you stab the side with a sharp object and get chugging.
That sucks. Badly.
Just stab it with a screwdriver
Had that happen a few times. I just use a key that I normally have on me for the house or car (car less these days since its a fob and sliding the key out isn’t worth it). A few good and steady stabs closest to the line should do the trick. Then just push down with finger.
bite it
Just use the one on the bottom.








