Lesbians eat what??
So do straight men \s

The vet does WHAT?!?
Where did you say you put the thermometer?
“Wait. You like the thermometer?!?”
That’s my cat’s “I just sniffed/licked my own butt and need to air out my sinuses now” face
Flehmen response from the Jacobson’s organ
Hey! My snakes have those, too!
And horses! Humans, too, but it doesn’t appear we use it.

“What do you mean I’m adopted?”

Someone broke into the new bag of cat food? Who would do such a thing‽
I forgot to skip the last minute of The Price is Right.
“Gasp! How much did you see?”
That fart is vile, you should see a doctor.
I saw that video too
The moment before I sneezed.
getting Skeletor vibes.
How Unpleasant It Is To See You, You Sniveling Coward!
It looks like a Mexican cat to me (human skull-like features), and it also looks like it could give tours of the afterlife, like its been there before already…
It’s not butter?!







