
The Mummy is a masterpiece, why do you have to make this weird man?
Where do you think we are?
This may sound dumb, but do movies really make their own popcorn buckets?
I’ve been thinking it’s a Photoshop type thing, but somehow this shit post is making me rethink that.
How long have they been doing this? Are they plastic? Do people collect them, or is it just deluxe garbage?
AMC alone is projected to make $100MM this year on novelty buckets.
The $100M isn’t just buckets. AMC told USA Today it’s for all their collectible merch, so drink cups, T-shirts and that kind of stuff count too
I don’t want to be like people can’t have fun unless it’s on my terms but that seems… wrong.
Assuming it’s true.
💲💲💲
God Emperor DP fleshlight?
Let us say I suggest you may be human. Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away.
There’s no good reason this couldn’t have been The Prophet’s burned eyeholes.
Any holes the goal
Gonna seize the opportunity to brag a little here, cause I actually had the chance to meet Denis Villeneuve 2 weeks ago. Nicest guy there is.
I got badly traumatized by seeing the scene in the beginning, where they cut off Imhotep’s tongue, and put him alive in the sarcophagus, and throw the buckets of those flesh crawling beetles in there, and have never been able to watch the mummy movies. Seeing posts like this is probably good, since I get more hilarious thoughts about them. Maybe if I see enough shitposts like this, I will be able to watch them some day. So, thank you, kind stranger, for cursing me with this.
That’s literally what I thought when I saw it. Like what’s the appeal? GB a popcorn bucket with your boy?
Wait, it’s all gay? 🧑🏻🚀







