jaykrown@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoWhat are your plans to get through this next major global recession?message-squaremessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down10
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareWhat are your plans to get through this next major global recession?jaykrown@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·9 days agoJerking dudes off behind a dumpster is recession proof employment.
minus-squareBrkdncr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoI’ve had friends in the strip club business that have complained about how they make less money when the economy is down. Idk if your plan would be affected in the same way.
minus-squareMantisToboggon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 days agoTotally different business I actually give the people what they want.
minus-squarenanometer1625@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoAnd then you pay another dude to jerk you off, and he pays the guy you jerked off to jerk him off. That’s 3x GDP right there. Recession solved.
Jerking dudes off behind a dumpster is recession proof employment.
I’ve had friends in the strip club business that have complained about how they make less money when the economy is down. Idk if your plan would be affected in the same way.
Totally different business I actually give the people what they want.
Until you sell out to private equity.
And then you pay another dude to jerk you off, and he pays the guy you jerked off to jerk him off. That’s 3x GDP right there. Recession solved.
Doing that tech bro math.