John Martinez via Toon Hole
I’m not so sure. The Scarecrow from the land of Oz was literally made of straw. This guy bleeds. I think Batman is onto something.
Robin swings and spits on the bleeding scarecrow
“Yeah, this asshole is loosing blood quick, Batman”
“Well, first of all wash your mouth out with soap”, secondly, it’s losing. Third, it’s “quickly”, dumbshit asshole. I should’ve left you at that circus. Forget about the quotation marks. I’m batman.
The only real characters in The Wizard of Oz were the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West. The story is her fear as played out in her mind by Scarecrow’s toxins.
I don’t kill, but you‘ll be leaving the hospital in a wheelchair.
Not dead, just wishing they were. That’s the goodguyTM way!
Batman does his research, I trust him.
nah this is accurate, batman is a pos

Why does this Dorothy got me bricked up though
captain america sure got the strawman right there
I thought your joke was funny





