• floofloof@lemmy.ca
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    16 hours ago

    “You’ve read your last free article.”

    Do they know how ominous that sounds? It reads like they got mad at my freeloading and sent out a hitman.

    • jsnfwlr@lemmy.ml
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      14 hours ago

      Or they know the date and time of your very natural death…

      You’ve read your last free article. We suggest going to the doctor for a full workup. Screen for everything. Get a will drawn up. Hug your kids.