Missed me!
Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?
Every time someone uses this template, I’m afraid.
I should be safe, I’m close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.
Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing
It’s kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can’t tell who it’s stabbing.
Ow
I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.
It has states, if that helps
on second glance, it looks like it’s stabbing a cropped-out Hawaii.
It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!
That explains my shoulder pain…
Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn’t do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?
Canada, stop touching me ;)
Does it accept requests?
Does it count the district of columbia?
