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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

true story

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true story

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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    43 minutes ago

    True, I was the table

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    Applebee’s has a bip section?

  • Stolas@lemmy.ca
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    This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.

    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.worldOP
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      its been on my camera roll since 2022

      • Stolas@lemmy.ca
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        I believe you. Just makes those stories worse, but people still believe them.

  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without gutting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.

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    I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?

  • BigDiction@lemmy.world
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    Look if you bring your business (if incorporated) to a restaurant you are bringing a person by definition. It’s not just a person, but also a tax deductible expense.

    Why the tolerant left doesn’t understand this is beyond me.

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  • kablez@lemmy.world
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    Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

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    Clickbate thumbnail

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    It sucks my first movie I watched with him was The Day after Tomorrow, where he was too old to be a teenager.

    Then I remember seeing him in Zodiac, where (to me) he looked too young to be a father across all those years.

    So he he is flip flopping from too old and too young for evey movie. I love him in Prisoners, but he still looks like a cosplayer who accidentally became a police officer there

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      Hes perfect for Donnie darko. Fuckin weird ass movie.

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    And everybody clapped.

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      whispered

      pay attention

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    And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1000019823

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    Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.

    I’m no longer allowed at outback.

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      I thought Outback had “no rules”?!

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        Rule 1 is no outside food

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        They lie.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Would make more sense if you asked for a table for 4 then no?

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