I love how he blames ‘the stress of being a new father twenty years ago’ with this new autoimmune disease, even though he’s been bombarding his body with foreign invaders, taking a hundred pills a day, changing the markers on his blood and lymph, replacing everything he can inside himself, and living in terror of his immortality for a decade.

‘it wasn’t all this pinhead horrorshow in a lab coat I’m doing, it was my fucking son I’ve always hated.’ what an insufferable twat.