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I spent too much time searching for a video of someone who might have tried C.
No luck, but now I’m hungry for pizza.
Didn’t see a video, but:




/c/suddenlydebian
Brilliant.
Now I want an equal pizza theorem that mathematically shows a simple cutting method that guarantees equal pizza for everyone, depending on number of pieces. E.g. an inner circle that is halved plus an outer circle in quarters for six people, but ((2r)²-r²)/4 != r²/2, r being the inner circle.
Well, you could always cut ever thinner regular pizza slices, but that’s trivial.
For thin crust I guess it’s just a party of one here.
Edit: apparently I’m the only one really pro square cuts. It’s just better for crustless/minimal crust styles
Nah mate. If it’s just you, you fold that bastard up taco style.
Or in Italian, a Calzone, which im pretty sure just means folded taco style bastard.
And if it’s Domino’s, then they pretend to cut it so that you have to go find a knife to finish the job because it sure looked sliced before I freaking sat down, David!
Slide the pizza to the edge of the plate to nibble at.
Bro is eating a snek

It’s six feet of pizza. For you. Not them!
Heavily contingent on pizza style.
Eating that cut on deep dish or a stuffed pizza would be an adventure
The Ito’s Pizza special
Just throw it into a blender.
Why cut if being alone? Less cutting, more biting!










