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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

How to cut a pizza

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How to cut a pizza

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world
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    I always cut my pizza into 6 slices, i feel it has the best ratio of crust and topping

  • bertlewirth@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    /c/suddenlydebian

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    I spent too much time searching for a video of someone who might have tried C.

    No luck, but now I’m hungry for pizza.

    • Azura The Spellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Eating pizza like this is quite doable and fun. I even had success ordering a pizza pre-cut like that. However, the very last part (center of the pizza) can be a bit tricky so you you might not be able to slurp the whole thing, depending on the details.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Didn’t see a video, but:

  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    Brilliant.

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    For thin crust I guess it’s just a party of one here.

    Edit: apparently I’m the only one really pro square cuts. It’s just better for crustless/minimal crust styles

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Nah mate. If it’s just you, you fold that bastard up taco style.

    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world
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      Or in Italian, a Calzone, which im pretty sure just means folded taco style bastard.

  • Randelung@lemmy.world
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    Now I want an equal pizza theorem that mathematically shows a simple cutting method that guarantees equal pizza for everyone, depending on number of pieces. E.g. an inner circle that is halved plus an outer circle in quarters for six people, but ((2r)²-r²)/4 != r²/2, r being the inner circle.

    Well, you could always cut ever thinner regular pizza slices, but that’s trivial.

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    Bro is eating a snek

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    And if it’s Domino’s, then they pretend to cut it so that you have to go find a knife to finish the job because it sure looked sliced before I freaking sat down, David!

  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    Slide the pizza to the edge of the plate to nibble at.

  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    Heavily contingent on pizza style.

    • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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      Eating that cut on deep dish or a stuffed pizza would be an adventure

  • 1hitsong@lemmy.ml
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    16 hours ago

    It’s six feet of pizza. For you. Not them!

  • SirW00talot@lemmy.world
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    The Ito’s Pizza special

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    Just throw it into a blender.

    • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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    Why cut if being alone? Less cutting, more biting!

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