To quote Mrs Doubtfire:
“She’s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It’s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it’s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn’t chipped her teeth.”
Not surprising he’s leading a mobster family now instead. Much easier to handle than a divorced woman and her batshit crazy and jealous houskeeper/nanny.
That is hilarious.
I had a religious experience with a new vibrator like that
Quick! Somebody do CPR! She’s vibe-coding!
for when you want to liquefy your genitals.
So do you just put your balls on top of those two red things?
Zip ties.
as someone who worked in manufacturing, zipties hold the manufacturing industry together, literally.
That’s a pneumatic machine vibrator. Compressed air goes in one of those red holes and out the other, and it causes heavy vibrations. It’s meant for shaking conveyors or machinery that handles dry goods and powders to spread them out evenly. Do not, under any circumstances, let your genitals get anywhere near one of those.
This guy vibrates.
We’ve got one at work - those things are absolutely no joke!
So my balls won’t be vibrating… Misleading advertisement.
You’re balls will be vibrating, but there is as possibility they’ll vibrate somewhere without you
the will never stop vibrating.
in the bad way.
Only if you’re a little bitch.
You really gotta work your way up to 10.
This is not who I had guessed posted this.
It’s missing half a dozen fellas from southeast Asia.
Vibrator done rattled her eyeball loose
