Honestly it would have been more expensive if that test came back positive.
Tell me about it
In America that’s A LOT cheaper than giving birth
Just reset it and wait to see if it comes back.
Reset it and hope it lasts long enough to sell it.

This is what happens when a dude pees on a pregnancy test.
The other day I heard a very expensive sound while driving and was starting to get real nervous. And then the car* behind me turned and the sound went with them.
Whew.
Also. I pity that fool.
The “check engine” light usually signals an issue with the womb.
Probably a low lube level warning
I am never gonna financially recover from this
That just means you’ve reached 40
This is why you need to get the extended warranty.
Cheaper than a baby.
I think it’s gonna require them to open the hood
If a test could actually unironically determine such an issue, I’d love to have had that several years ago. Not joking.






