• TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    You could walk up to an ICE agent and tell them you could beat their ass. I can’t guarantee what exactly will happen but there is a non-zero chance you won’t be in the USA anymore though!

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            4 days ago

            You just have to phrase it differently

            “a company reached out to me with a very aggressive contract. After a short period of training, I was fortunate enough to be transferred to a new country where I was given the opportunity to learn new skills such as language and mental fortitude.”