• Brem@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Hereby, I now submit to the court, Exhibit X! My first edition copy of “How To Stop Worrying And Start Living”

    Jury gasps

    And it’s companion piece, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”, also a first edition

    Jury begins vomiting on each other, furiously

    May I now request that Exhibit X approach the bench?

    Judge becomes visibly moist