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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

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No time to explain! Give me a single sentence to transmit to your past self 5 years ago! Hurry!

gigaqps@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

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    You’re trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy

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    Force mom to go see a doctor.

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      <3 same message, friend. Same message. :(

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    You should just break up with her while you have the chance

  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    YOU LIKE WOMEN!

  • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ @lemmy.ca
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    Find a new job when Frank retires. Jason, his replacement, is a fuckin idiot.

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    Bitcoin peaks at $100k

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    Buy Nvidia stock.

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    You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

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      Yeah but you’ll have a lot less drugs if you stop spending your money on it

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    Don’t fucking marry her you idiot.

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      I was there five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen twenty and thirty years ago, and I said that to them. I was right. But it didn’t help.

      Don’t beat yourself up, it takes a lot of guts to love.

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    Don’t move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he’s been cheating on you this whole time and he’s about to financially ruin you.

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      Some people just suck

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    Dump this job, it’s making you miserable.

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    Divorce him now!

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    Just leave, he doesn’t love you.

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    “Nvidia is going to be stable for longer than you think.”

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