The older I get, the better I understand Archie Tuttle from Brasil.
The cool thing about the wifi-enabled model is you get the built in camera and microphone as standard
And the FBI thought having to watch people through their computer screens was a shitty job.
$5.99 a month.
Double flush for only $10.00!
A higher tier gets you 5 unclogs a month and reduced ads!
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
What’s with the pie
Long running Bizarro gag.
I don’t see an artist signature
You’ll have to download the autograph app.
It’s a good app
They did a lot of work to remove the watermarks.
I’m certain that already exists
Or at least instead of a handle, there’s a capacitive slidey thing.
