• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    If you deliver a burrito to my door and then tell me to pay for it, and I never asked, there’s going to be a fight.

    I will drive my car through the front wall of DoorDash before I’ll pay them for a burrito I did not order.

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      21 hours ago

      The right approach is “whaaat?! You made me a gift?? Thank you!” takes the burrito and closes the door

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        18 hours ago

        I agree, I’m just saying if I see the bill on my credit card, there will be consequences, and if I can’t resolve it amicably, then I have a car that I’m willing to sacrifice for the cause.