Armand play calls are cool but the radio in the QB helmet is the way to go
5 beers and hour max? Now that’s a responsible man.
Disclaimer: i recognize this post is a joke
You will never find the Honda you’re shopping for if your filters are set to Toyota
What if I’m trying to find a low-mileage, mid ‘90s drop-top NSX in candy red - what filters should I set?
Asking for a friend.
“Suicide Blonde”
The quotes are important.
But it’s still fun to drive around town.
Har har ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
I bought my toyota before he went crazy.
$75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?
Doesn’t matter what year it is if your parents are stacked.
This is Mississippi, Meridian; $30k is middle class.
Debt is a hell of a drug
He has a boat? Is it because of the implication?
Just him and his… tasty treats.
Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.
That’s why you need to pace yourself to 5 beers/hr
No
i’ve got little legs. i should really be at 8 beers/hr if i want to keep pace with the bigger guys.
He’s drinking 5 beers/hour, it’s a good precaution.
“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be a main character on Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Why am I single?
I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
Primus sucks!
Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?
The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.
It’s so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day after it interrupted an attempt to mow lawn.
But I like my neurotypical wife. She remembers where I put stuff and is somehow OK with the army of squirrels that I call a brain.
Damn… you just described me.
Hard agree
Five beers an hour WHILE there’s a tequila shot right next to him
Nice to see Violet is getting back into the dating scene.
Nah, just spend the week before the date going over all that stuff in your head over and over and over, making sure it basically the only thing on your mind. Practice ALL the conversations you’re going to have. over and over again.
Then when things don’t go exactly as rehearsed, panic and blurt out something stupid. If they laugh, they’re a keeper. And if they don’t leave it means they have flag color blindness.
Perfect system.
5 beers per hour?
Man I’m old but even when a wasn’t old 5 beers per hour would have me pretty trashed.
That may be asking the jokes involved.
Would be fun if you stopped at the first hour.
ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under “pace yourself”?
12 ounces (350ml) or 16 ounces (470ml) would be typical for an American beer.
If the guy can reach 6 feet with “thick soles”, he’s not small, so probably the 16 ounce beer as a draft, rather than the 12 ounce beer which is typical for a bottle.
