It was your pants again. Come on Greg, get your shit together.

Deodorant.

To brush and floss.

If you forgot, then it can’t be an important propoganda.

Check your tattoos for hints

You forgot to take your memory pills.

You forgot about Dre.

To pick up your children from soccer training.

My birthday.

You’re lucky it’s not today, but I’m sure you forgot it anyway.

You forgot to check your voicemail and missed the message that they finally found a compatible organ donor for you. Since you didn’t respond they gave it to a racist landlord who funds a bum fighting ring instead.

Yes

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