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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

Boy Breakfast

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Boy Breakfast

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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    Class

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    Five boy stars

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    Disgusting and vile. Why do you hate yourself so much!

    Pop Tarts,… 🤮

    Get yourself some proper toaster strudels! Or toaster scrambles.

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    I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.

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      Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ

      We call him Earth Worm Jim now.

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        Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.

        When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.

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          That’s not where I saw this going. Ha

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            Check the username. It’s 100% what a tapeworm would say.

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          =.=™

          What the fffaaaa~

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          Pull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.

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            Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!

            Game over, man! Game over!

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        I hope you steal his phone and change his ringer to Needles on the regular.

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    I guess you’re going for hoardes of people vomiting like in that one family guy episode. Might work.

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    I think this is by far the most disgusting, congratulations

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    Pop tarrare

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    Average Wisconsin breakfast

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      Nah, needs more cheese and beer

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        https://www.foodandwine.com/what-is-a-cannibal-sandwich-11810418

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    Pop Tatari

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    Mett has entered the chat

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