Thought today’s smbc comic was too funny not to share. Source
Dear God, I pray for a '; update responses_lookup_table set response = ‘New commandment: thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza.’; –
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~Careful now. We might have beef.~
I would go to hell for this.
I will sin without repentance and gladly endure whatever hell awaits me rather than abide this tyranny.
Upvote for the joke, but pineapple pizza slaps. So good.
That would literally make every response that commandment. There will be no other responses. Look up reality? The only reality that exists is No pineapple on pizza.
Exactly! Until I decide to do another SQL injection to change the response to “with tabs shalt thou indent thine code and never with spaces” or “I hereby decree dogs rule and cats drool.”
Whoa wtf heathen.
Little bobby tables finds religion
please don’t take my secret pleasures
I can get behind this one
What movie is this?
Its from a popular we series called “The Amazing Digital Circus”. Which, despite what the name and art style would imply, is actually not targeted for children and is very good.
Cheers!
I don’t understand the punchline
God is a thinking being, but he/she (it?) is being an ass to the angel implying that they’re a computer.
10^2000 isn’t even that big though? That’s maybe 1500 English words or so.
Looks like the current votes in this thread don’t really appreciate just how fast total permutations of large sets grow. It’s one of the few things that can dwarf that number for the total number of atoms in the observable universe.
i mean i didn’t do a very good job explaining what i meant by that either. could be i just assumed this is something everyone knows (i work in tech, so this is something i am too familiar with. it is very normal someone who doesn’t might not know this).
Yeah, some responses think you don’t understand scientific notation. At least it’s kinda funny, they misunderstood what you were saying so much they thought you misunderstood what the comic was saying when you were actually pointing out that the comic appears to be underestimating the size of the problem space it’s pretending to pretend to enumerate (aka it can be very difficult to write for a character that is intended to be smarter than the author, even when the author is really smart like this one is).
There are between 10^78 to 10^82 atoms in the observable universe.
10^2000 is a rather large number.
Scientific notation is neat
Sure but combinatorially that’s very small… 1400 a-z characters will have numbers of combinations exceed that number.
No. Go read the wiki and then try working out how large 10^2000 is.
Then do some quick maths on the combinations of phonetics (read the comic again to work out why phonetics and not combinations of a-z characters).
Then have your mind blown by how many orders of magnitude you’re away from being correct.
Or be incurious and fail to take this opportunity to comprehend the universe a tiny bit better.
going by phonemes, assuming we must alternate vowel and consonant phonemes, 10^2000 combinations covers a maximum length of about 1500 phonemes.
Humans have the ability to produce about 600 different consonant sounds and 200 vowel sounds so it seems safe to say all bases are covered.
But we’re talking permutations of sound combinations that can be of arbitrary length. Going by that alternating consonant/vowel pattern above (which simplifies it because you can have consecutive consonant or vowel sounds in words and phrases), the numbers of pairs would be 120,000. That’s
lessmore than 100,000, so for each pair in a phrase, you add at least 5 0s to the total possibilities. 2000 / 5 is 400. Unless I screwed something up, that means the maximum length of a query is 400 consonant/vowel pairs before you have to introduce gaps (which goes against the random noises that got responses). Halve that because it can start with either a consonant or vowel sound.A rough estimate of the number of sounds in the above paragraph is something like 225, and I simplified my count by ignoring consecutive consonant sounds (which it is full of).
Like yeah, 10 to the 2000 is a huge number but when you’re dealing with permutations, you use up numbers very fast. A more popular counter example is the stat about the total number of permutations for a deck of cards, where they say if you shuffle it well, you probably have a unique sequence of cards that has never been seen before. Iirc, that number is within a the ballpark of the order of magnitude of that total atoms in observable universe estimation. And that’s just with 52 possibilities and no repetition (calculated by factorial, whereas sound combination possibilities grows even faster and isn’t limited to 52 options).
Edit: corrected that bit where I rounded the 120,000 to 100,000 to simplify the math by looking for a minimal value rather than the actual value.
More sounds doesn’t make it better lol. With that many, you get a max length of around 700-800 sounds
It’s pretty big number. Many zeroes. Much more than 20,000
Too bad the data turned him into a malignant narcissist, where already the first commandments are about satisfying his wishes and vain personality.
After that the Bible shows that God is extremely vengeful and lacks a moral compass, personality traits you can also see in Trump.
Maybe that’s why the Christian right loves Trump so much? They think being a selfish psychopathic narcissist reflects the personality of the Christian God of the Bible.Okay then, it’s supposed to be a joke.
Yes and it’s a pretty good one. The reference I make is about AI chatbots early on turned racist and bigoted in mere days, probably most famously one Microsoft made.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(chatbot)
I’m sorry if you feel I ruined the joke.
But Religion is harmful, and I used the opportunity to point it out.Ahh, yeah, that didn’t come across in your response. I do remember that, and I found it really funny.
