We have oil and vinegar coming in the same shape plastic bottles. Originally, vinegar had a red cap, sunflower oil a yellow one, and rapeseed oil a green one. Then some idiot decided to save 1/10 cent and gave vinegar the same green cap as the oil.
I had the large stainless steel pan heated up really hot, so that a few drops of water happily run around it on a steam cushion and evaporated quickly. And then I wanted to pour in a good helping of oil…
Coffee with milk on cereal still tastes good though. Don’t ask me how I know.
En France you can get a massive bowl or cup of milky coffee for dipping
I’ve mixed up and put muscle pain relief cream on my face thinking it was sunscreen. Damn that burned around the eyes for a while even after washing and washing …
In my teen ages, I once mixed up toothpaste and my father’s denture glue, and been very careful with checking the tube ever since
Ever almost smoke a wasp abdomen after confusing it for a dropped nug?
And? Is your face lotion poisonous or something?
It could also be that they smeared toothpaste all over their face
This was actually touted as an acne remedy at one point. I tried it when I was a teenager, it does take care of the oil buildup and dry you out, but you also feel like you can taste mint with your forehead.
That sounds like an interesting side effect
That’s what I like to picture haha
I think there might be problems tastewise
Mom: Don’t eat toothpaste, you assheaded foulbrained cheeseeating sorry excuse for a child!
Kid: That’s not toothpaste. It is face lotion, dumb mom!
