Amended by u/Snapz:
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Suggesting a minor change…
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It’s ones of the new staples.
So much winning
Bundle both infectious bacteria together and just say “infectious bacteria”. And then add micro plastics. You missed those.
Where’s the roadkill?
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
Makes me think of Hoovervilles during the great depression.
Where’s the beans?
Sorry I ate them so they couldn’t be put on the pyramid. My bad
You’re missing the high fructose corn syrup.
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You’re supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
Sorry, there’s another layer. Crippling depression.
Why did I read this to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”? so weird. 🎵
flesh eating maggot enriched beef
Now do another country!
