“How’d they die?”

“Injested a large quantity of coin batteries and corn kernels.”

“Why on Earth would anyone do that?”

Pffft amateurs. I’d just drink 3 litres of gasoline and shove a timed fuse down my throat. Everyone in the church will think satan is coming to get me

Doesn’t matter whose watching if you can hear that shit from the next county.

Rudy has fallen on some hard times, it’s the only gig he could get.