Anyone wearing one sock and shoe with one fully naked foot is either deeply deranged or some kind of alien pod person. It is a pale approximation of human behavior. Unless you are stumbling away from a grenade attack or something, there is no reason to ever exist like that, even momentarily.
Don’t underestimate people. My partner will walk around in a shirt with nothing on the bottom like fucking Winnie the Pooh.
This is the best response in the thread!
If the floor is wet like at the pool, it’s sock shoe sock shoe.
Any other time it’s sock sock shoe shoe, because I am not tracking the outside world into my house or bedroom, and the shoes are at the front door.
You wear socks to the pool?
Oh, you don’t use the dressing room?
Well you are right, at our local pool you leave shoes at the racks before walking barefoot down the hallway to the dressing rooms, but when leaving the pool I still go sock-shoe because that is a public outdoor shoe mat.
Similar principles to food-safe cross-contamination prevention.
Sock shoe, sock shoe, because I have a golden retriever and don’t want her fur on my socks.
Ooooh valid
Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe, because the shoes are in a different room. Walking around in shoes indoors is a big nono.
sock/sock shoe/shoe because I put in my socks in the bedroom but don’t put in my shoes until I get to the closet by the front door.
Left sock right sock left shoe right shoe
I dont want a shoe and sock on one foot and nothing on the other, how does that not drive you nuts
it’s a very temporary state of affairs, you understand
Sock, sock, show, shoe.
Sometimes you grab two socks and then one of the socks is wrong. I’m not walking around in one shoe to fix my sock problem.
sock shoe, because that foot is already up in the “operating theatre” so to speak
then the other sock and shoe
one foot at a time
After reading the other replies I feel the need to elaborate: I don’t wear socks without shoes. Ever. The point of a sock is to protect the shoe from the foot.
I don’t understand the logistics.
Do you go to your bedroom, grab a pair of socks, walk with them in hand to the door, and then juggle them while putting everything on?
Yes, except for the juggling: I have a seat by the door like Mr. Rogers and change there.
Shoe/shoe.
Take it sleazy.
Sock/sock, shoe/shoe. I’m not a monster.
Normal shoes I’ll do sock/sock shoe/shoe. For lace up calf length boots I’ll do sock/boot sock/boot because it’s a whole process and if I don’t adjust the sock just right it gets super bunched or overly tight on the toesies.
So, really, it depends on the context.
Obviously sock sock, shoe shoe.
Because you grab your pair of socks from the drawer, unroll them, put one on, then you’re still holding a second sock… It would be madness to just put down the sock you’re already holding.
Finally, shoes, you left them… in some room in the house. Go find them.
Those two activities are unrelated to me. sock/sock after the shower, shoe/shoe before leaving the dwelling.
My shoes stay at the door and never used in the house.
So sock sock first then shoe shoe.
Sock/sock, then shoe/shoe. If you had to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE in the middle of putting on shoes, would you rather have one shoe on or two socks on?
If you had to run and only had socks on you would regret not putting on your shoes
I don’t think I have ever had to flee
