What I said: “Welp, it looks like Daddy won again. You guys did really good though. Nice job!”
What I thought: “If you ain’t first, you’re last.”
I really want to know what he was asked lmao
He’s on a podcast challenging listeners to try calling him “the fat guy from Superbad” in person, as he will use his high level of BJJ training to annihilate them.
Unrelated: I had to look this information up. I forgot his name. I first searched for “fat guy from superbad” to find his name.
I’d pay to watch Jonah Hill try to beat up Google
I’m pretty sure he’s fallen to the manosphere since losing weight and now he thinks he’s Billy badass and can fight people.
Years ago I was playing Urban Terror on my server with my kids and their karate teacher. Me and the kids were at home, their karate teacher was at his home.
It was two teams, kids against the adults, and I was sitting there listening to the kids talking. While they were talking out loud about what they were doing, I was chatting online with their teacher and telling him where to find them. I’d keep them occupied while he snuck up behind them to take them out.
Played the whole night like that.



