Open invitations to provincehood should be extended to all states. Michigan specifically should be made aware that “it would be a shame if their nice auto plants exploded.”
A worthy trade. Massachusetts has fewer guns than most and you’re welcome to all of them if you annex us. Boston has had hundreds of years of friendship with Halifax, especially, and we’re all for joining up
Positive reinforcement works as well! Gotta give blue states something good to entice fence sitters. For instance, you could annex Minnesota.
Sincerely
A Minnesotan
New York is right here for the taking. Annex Niagra Falls!
Slowly I turned…
Gross. Niagara Falls NY is a shithole full of chemical toxins.
I like the sound of that. Join the upstairs party, let’s have a chill night while they argue downstairs.
Wait, please. With all due respect, and if you wouldn’t mind:
If alphabetical order is at all a consideration, I think Massachusetts should go first.
Ok sounds good. First order of business:
the rest of it
ya, but they’ll want the good hockey players.
Don’t forget Maine will be before you (ง’̀-‘́)ง
Sorry, but the whole ship is going down.
Cascadia stands ready!
Canada save us. We are poor and starving here rn! Send hookers and cocaine immediately!
Open invitations to provincehood should be extended to all states. Michigan specifically should be made aware that “it would be a shame if their nice auto plants exploded.”
Even the blue states have too many guns and Jesus for my liking.
A worthy trade. Massachusetts has fewer guns than most and you’re welcome to all of them if you annex us. Boston has had hundreds of years of friendship with Halifax, especially, and we’re all for joining up
Boston is essentially the American version of Halifax.
Maybe Annex Illinois too while you’re at it.
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