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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Shame it's walmart brand.

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Shame it's walmart brand.

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    " I got the message hon…WE’RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"

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      OH BOY I’ve been shinin’ my ball for this very occasion!

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    Does she wanna go bowling?

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    … love some ice cream, thanks.

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    Shocking.

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    2 in the pink?

    • Delilah@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      And one in the stink

      Shocking, I know.

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      2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty

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    Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn’t there, you could’ve told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might’ve believed you…

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      Most likely the only dye is beetroot extract for the pink. The others are coloured by the vanilla and cocoa for their respective flavours.

      Of course it would depend on the brand, just going by what is common here.

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        We don’t need to guess, you appear to be right:

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          I said most likely because I don’t know the ingredients on that exact tub, just went with what I can buy here.

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          Tara Gum… I dated her in college.

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        may be the lighting, but the vanilla looks waaaay too yellow

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          butterscotch mayhaps

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          French vanilla…they pisse in it.

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        you’re sadly talking about america, so I have my doubts.

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    "A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught

    the prickliest of the itchies

    after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.

    Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.

    I had two in the pink and one in the stink."

    -Noah Dyck

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      For ye haven’t truly lived until you’ve had Dyck meat in your mouth

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        We Dycks occasionally slip out…

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtlVX1Z5t4

      One of the best bits they had on that show.

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      Damn I miss that show.

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        Noah had the best sausage parties, he could not wait to get his hot meat into your mouth.

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    Taint neglect

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    I’m stupid please someone explain.

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      2 in the pinky 1 in the stinky

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        Shouldn’t have asked.

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    oh…no…no…no… here we go again 😱

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