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“moves fatly around the corner”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper_Special_Ops
Thanks, now I know which dumb movie I’m watching later. 3/10 on IMDB and I have a feeling they were being generous.
If you do, I could recommend a spicy but really unconventional twist on it. A lot of shitty movies like this have Wikipedia plot summaries that are lacking, inaccurate in small ways, etc. Watching it for the sake of reviewing and possibly revising that summary is a kind of perverse joy that feels impossible to sell to someone who’s never tried.
For example, I rewrote the summary for Whiteout (2009 film), and it was way more fun than just watching it straight. Noticing every stupid fucking detail and how hard it was to actually turn the bullshit plot into a coherent summary was enriching in a way that’s hard to describe.
Edit: Also want to add that this 1000% applies to shitty game plot summaries too.
I’ll save that for a day filled with more self-hatred but I like the idea. Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
Similar to representing an obviously guilty client in court.
y e s
It’s so much fun becoming an expert on random, shitty movies where the stakes are so low. Maybe you need to be a certain type; I don’t know.
I prefer suggesting creative edits all over grokipedia
For an action movie star he sure sits a lot
Rare footage of a maskless ICE agent.
Nah, that’s an ICE CREAM agent
When you’re a perfect match for the “mustachioed cop” look, no need to mask. He could be anyone.
I mean, he did have a stint as a cop, during which time he killed some dogs with a tank
Literally and figuratively a Tankie
wot
He hangs out with Putin and is about the size and weight of a T-64
op or the guy in the gif?
edit: please I’m actually confused 😭
The guy in the GIF, yes. Steven Seagal is his name, in case your were curious. He’s a rare case in the movie indistry in the sense that he is a famous movie star without actually being an actor.
lol, jesus. I like looking out of windows too much to hang out with Putin.
Steven Seagal, the guy in the gif.
Actual footage of Meal Team Six, the Trump-backed, all-man, testosterone-jacked team.
It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??
thinking
Bold assumption.
Steven Seagal is legendary for being the action star that moves in the absolute least he can.
If you had a torso like that you wouldn’t have the energy to turn the whole thing, either.
He’s hunting for a chair.
Cumtowns Seagal take
Looks like Seagull thinks he’s carrying the world’s tiniest bazooka…
I must confess that it took me ages to find out what’s wrong
It took me FOREVER to figure out what’s wrong, guys. And I felt SO STUPID afterwards lol. Like JEEZ what kind of IDIOT doesn’t see what’s wrong right away. They probably go to the comments to see if someone will tell them. LAWL. Oh man. Yeah.
Well anyway. Guess I’ll leave now. BYE!!
Spoiler
Ok fine. All I can see is the butt of the gun isn’t being braced by his shoulder, so when he shoots it the recoil is going to make it fly backwards and out of his hands. That’s all I’ve got. Idk. Dude’s ambidextrous otherwise.
The actor in question likes the smell of his own farts so much that he started to believe he really was the bad ass he acted in his movies. But he’s a joke, really. And lazy. This scene in particular demonstrates this. It isn’t so much that it isn’t braced, but how casually it is swapped in a supposed dangerous situation. You simply wouldn’t handle a real weapon that way. If he deliberately leaned into the lameness for the yucks that would be one thing. But, no. He’s serious. And that makes it really funny.
He might be ambidextrous but his gun sure ain’t. Unless it’s one of these weird bullpups that eject casings downwards (it’s not) in one of these positions casings will impact his face or arm
What the fuck am I reading
I tried to 360 no scope and accidentally strangled my cat. Even worse, I missed. VRT-bags are no joke.
A sizable portion of firearm usage technique is about dealing with recoil. Which is nonexistent in VR.
Just hold the rifle in front of your nose.
When I take acid and try to do anything and constantly re adjust my grip on the tools at hand, especially bad when tying my shoes
Did you know one of your shoes is slightly tighter or looser than the other one you just don’t usually notice?
(Hell yeah buddy.)
