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Unoriginal AND proven false by the source material (they were conveniently stuck in an ice cave)
Too convenient if you ask me.
I was about to say this is established lore and one of the funniest retcons in media out there
Minions and monsters retcons that as it takes place in the 1920s
And now they work for Israel?
The US is pretty villainous and funding Israel; my money is on USA minions.
Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, and Jeff Bezos are all unapologetic James Bond villains.
In fact, they might be even more ridiculously evil than the Flemming and movie villains. Ernst Blofeld is arguably more reasonable. (Blofeld, on whom Felonious Gru was based.)
It’s made in Hollywood so probably? Lol
Why do you think Hitler killed himself? Imagine thousands of minions in the bunker with him all chanting ‘ba-na-nah’.
Maybe they were in the Deep South around the 1800’s
They were no doubt involved with banana republics. Can’t forget the Khmer rouge so so many evil things they did
…Pol Pot was the leader of the Khmer Rouge
Thank you for that correction, my mistake
For sure. They were part of Operation Paperclip and went to work for H. W. Bush who sent them to South America as CIA operatives after WW2. They became close friends with G. W. Bush during that time and followed him to the White House, which is how they met Dick Cheney.
if minions were real who do you think they would follow today? Trump? Tim Apple? netanyahoo? Sam AltMan? Putin?
edit: lesson learned, don’t try to spell politicians names while high
They seem to be wowed more by flash than anything, and the villains don’t seem to be particularly competent or bright. That rules out Larry Ellison and AIPIC.
Various congressional Republicans, Elon Musk, or Javier Milei.
Bibi Buddies.
They were too busy helping the British systematically starve millions of Indians.
PS: There were no good guys in WW2.
That explains why most boomers love minions memes.
I think they’d have split into groups, some with the Nazis, some with the British empire, some with the Japanese Imperial army…
That’s why Germany lost
So I remember this was already brought up and there was a Twitter post saying that the minions didn’t serve Hitler.
Then the implication was that meant Hitler wasn’t evil or something.
This is just what I saw, I hate Hitler, I hate Nazis and I have never watched a movie with these minions. My daughter is 1 so I’m sure I’ll see all the minion movies soon.
Correction: Apparently these minions were frozen during the 1930s and 1940s… Good save to a Twitter post that didn’t think of the implications
They were obviously a few in the bunker with hitler, probably meant to hand him a banana but accidentally gave him his gun. Probably not worth mentioning in the movies
Do people not know what a villain is?
Someone who lives in a village?
You’re thinking villager. A villain is a dried seed pod, used as a spice.
Maybe there was a villain worse than Hitler is some way?
The Japanese were worse
Or catholic priests…
The Church got away with a lot in WWII, the President of Slovakia was a priest and that country was the one that killed most jews proportionally.
Lets, not forget either that the biggest monstrosity of WWII was the religious cleansing, who had a beef with the Jews?
I rest my case.
the religious cleaning from the comie was an horor for sure.
