Decided to commit suicide, did. I don’t really see the irony in things having unintended consequences.

It was a military helicopter, so it’s not likely it was busy making the world a happier place and getting rid of starvation… well, other than by killing unhappy, starving children.

Needs more clarification on if that’s a tree or a mushroom cloud. Or some grotesque cupcake.

I’d prefer this, it would get me back to the soil quicker.