Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
Dude beating me to my favorite gif by 20 hours
“Oh thank God, you’re right on time. Quick, get some gloves. I’ve got something stuck up there and could use some help! Hello?! Are you still there!?”
This could backfire spectacularly
Or it could go exactly as planned.
When they knock, just say “Come in.”
“the party’s just starting!”
rattle rattle
“Uh! Wh-who is it?!”
RATTLE RATTLE
“Uh … occupied!”
BAM BAM BAM “UUARRRRRGH! UUARRRRRGH!”
“I, uh … j-just you wait until I-”
BANG BANG BANG! "UUARRGLE! UUARRGLE!
“Right, you! What’s your-”
Bathroom is empty.
What gets me are how many people don’t lock their doors in public.
here a lot of restrooms don’t even have working locks lol.
The other day some asshole rattled the door so long and hard, as I was repeatedly shouting occupied, that the lock jiggled open and I had to hold the door shut with my foot. Then the guy shouts “What the fuck?!” and storms out of the restroom.
What the fuck, indeed, buddy. What the fuck, indeed.
He didn’t want you to leave, he wanted to join you
One time, not only did the person try the door, I yell “OCCUPIED”… then pounded on the door, then tried the handle again… somehow immediately got the attention of an employee who just fucking unlocked the door. And I’m just standing there, dick in hand like “WHAT THE FUCK”… and they were like, “oh sorry, we didn’t think anyone was in here”. Couldn’t wait one god damn minute, cause I had just walked in.
Tried this the other day at a tourist spot and the door wasn’t locked.
I will never unsee.
Just fart harder!! Show dominance through unaffected pooping.
Ay, you poopin in there!?
Be a kind neighbor, unleash a gutteral animalistic screech to help loosen their bowels and shorten their visit.
This is the “just letting you know that someone is waiting” signal. I only do it when they’re taking fucking forever.
Hey, sometimes it takes a bit to find the right vid. If you need to poop so bad, go poop in the sink.
Every workplace ever. Coupled with comment about always taken toilet (I swear to god some people forget they have to go until they see someone head in the toilets general direction)
This happens so much, I’m convinced that some of them want to see someone in the middle of whatever…
frank saying occupado may be my favorite quote in IASIP
