Imagine jamming and vibing when all of a sudden some goon hops up on stage and displays a golden tidal wave at the front row.
NGL, when I first read the headline, I thought it was a deliberate part of Wallen’s show 😁
The music already does that.
“The gentlemen behind us whipped his (genitals) out, started (urinating) all over my niece, my brother (and) myself,” he said in a video. “I am about ready to … kill somebody.” Grevelding says his niece is 8 years old, and the suspect urinated on her back.
I’m sad this isn’t an onion
We’d all like for him to have attacked the whizzer, but he’s probably talking about blaming liberals or brown people for it instead
Morgan Cole Wallen is an American country pop singer from Sneedville, Tennessee.
Am I supposed to say, “Sneedville? That tracks.” or something?
American country pop?! What in the redneck fuck is that?
What it is is terrible.
When asked if he acted alone, police responded: “He had some help. It ain’t like he can make this kind of mess all by himself.”
(Joke. It’s lyrics from a single Morgan Wallen and Post Malone did together.)
