Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra 🫩

        • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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          3 months ago

          Fewer testicles too.

          Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don’t rip them off when they are stuck to something.

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            3 months ago

            If done correctly, the boys don’t touch anything. Tested at -25°C. I didn’t have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.

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            3 months ago

            Naw. You just gotta poop quick.

            The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.

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      3 months ago

      I had to use stuff like that as a kid on holidays (youpee) and you’re lucky if you 1) don’t step in it (other people use it too with various success) 2) don’t shit on your legs 3) holds the balance, but it will invariably stink like hell and good luck torching your butt.