Everyone closes the lid completely when they’re done. Problem solved. Equality established. World peace flourishes.
I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.
Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?
This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

That exists.
Add that with these lights and you’ll never wonder how your shit looks again.

It never occurred to me until now that a toilet tank is a great place for fun stickers.
When I was younger, my parents got a small pop-up pool. It wasn’t long before the “NO DIVING - SHALLOW WATER” sticker that came with it ended up on the toilet.
Yikes
Or that camera screen setup that newer fridges use to see the inside.
yes
Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.
Nah, good for the immune system 💪💪 I keep my toothbrush out in the open too
When youre at home with a clean toilet, treat yourself and sit to pee
As a dude that has 2 sons that just piss everywhere, I’ve always told them to just pee sitting down. There’s no shame in it fellas.
No shame but for me it’s take more effort to sit down and strip my pant always down just to piss, I wanna get it done quickly
If you’re accurate, no problem.
I will ensure I lift the seat before I go, you ensure you lower the seat before you go.
We can both be responsible!
Yeah whenever you flush paricles fly everywhere with ot up so if you have uncovered toothbrushes they get a peppering of poo.
yummy.
Ah yes, the constant struggle of pushing a boulder… downhill.
I think the joke is she’s constantly putting the lid down
True, but equally difficult.
Once I learned about the shit vortex (technically called toilet plumes) there was no way I wasn’t going to close the lid.
Close the lid to flush. Lift to vent the ass. Fart fan ain’t helping what it can’t reach, Greg





