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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

Domestic Sisyphus

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Domestic Sisyphus

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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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    Everyone closes the lid completely when they’re done. Problem solved. Equality established. World peace flourishes.

  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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    I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

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      Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?

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        This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

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          That exists.

          • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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            Add that with these lights and you’ll never wonder how your shit looks again.

          • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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            It never occurred to me until now that a toilet tank is a great place for fun stickers.

            • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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              When I was younger, my parents got a small pop-up pool. It wasn’t long before the “NO DIVING - SHALLOW WATER” sticker that came with it ended up on the toilet.

        • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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          Yikes

        • rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Or that camera screen setup that newer fridges use to see the inside.

      • meekah@discuss.tchncs.de
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        yes

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        Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.

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      Nah, good for the immune system 💪💪 I keep my toothbrush out in the open too

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    When youre at home with a clean toilet, treat yourself and sit to pee

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      As a dude that has 2 sons that just piss everywhere, I’ve always told them to just pee sitting down. There’s no shame in it fellas.

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        No shame but for me it’s take more effort to sit down and strip my pant always down just to piss, I wanna get it done quickly

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          If you’re accurate, no problem.

  • Dirtboy@lemmy.world
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    I will ensure I lift the seat before I go, you ensure you lower the seat before you go.

    We can both be responsible!

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      Yeah whenever you flush paricles fly everywhere with ot up so if you have uncovered toothbrushes they get a peppering of poo.

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        yummy.

  • gnate@lemmy.world
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    Ah yes, the constant struggle of pushing a boulder… downhill.

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      I think the joke is she’s constantly putting the lid down

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        True, but equally difficult.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_gag

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    Once I learned about the shit vortex (technically called toilet plumes) there was no way I wasn’t going to close the lid.

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    Close the lid to flush. Lift to vent the ass. Fart fan ain’t helping what it can’t reach, Greg

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