But where do you put your dignity?
Rear pocket. The one in the middle.
This is some Napoleon Dynamite shit
I’ll see that and raise you.
Finally a way to carry my steam deck
Push it to the limit. (Crash the gates!)
You are an OG fanny packer.
But it doesn’t match your NB runners.
This makes it so fast to accees my ID when cops pull me over
Now show that same nerd getting mugged and struggle crying to get it off his belt
Tell me you’re not going to get laid without telling me you’re not going to get laid.
The only way you’re getting laid using this is because you’re in a full techwear outfit at an industrial rave politely buying the cybergoth a vodka monster.
See this little pocket? It’s for your paycheck
HEY EVERYONE, THAT NERD HAS $200 IN HIS PANTS!
I mean it could be used during holidays to protect against pickpocketing
