Reminds me of this

I am going to downboat you because I’m a Subaru fan not because you are incorrect in your choice of vehicle.
(I actually upboated you)
When I first saw Subaru impresa back in 1998 I was a child, but I could see how special the car was. In fact, during late 90s and 2000s we had some very special cars coming out of rally.
Most movies would end faster if the main character was driving a Lancer.
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Driving Mrs. Daisy
- The Brave Little Toaster
- Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
- Homeward Bound
- Speed…
“Sam, you’re breaking the car!”
One does not simply drive into Mordor…oh hell you have an Evo? Go on you’re good
I don’t know not sure there is usable road? And this isn’t quiet the nazgul would be waiting for them and an ambush would be easy to set up.
Lol. Reminds me of Moses wondering the desert for 40 years to go like 400 miles.
Idk, maybe one of those Dakar cars could take gnarlier shortcuts
When I see a rally car, I see a Lancer careening through a missed curve at high speed and flying off into the forest only to get wraped around several innocent trees.
Were they stupid?
They took a boat, clearly a detour
They used Bing maps.
Turn off highways and watch what happens.
Just off the upper left of the map there’s Greece, NY. It’s a Rochester suburb. Just throwing that out there.
Looks like Rome is right there too.
Also Syracuse. And Marathon is in the map area but not labeled at this zoom.
Almost like he shouldn’t have pissed off Poseidon…
Most of that time was just hanging out on an island not traveling

Scranton doesn’t seem to be on the route. If they’d take a detour like in the original though…
Come on, how can you not make that detour…
It was back in the days before cars
That was the whole point, wasn’t it?
Don’t eat the lotuses in Schenectady.
If you’re making this arduous journey, I strongly recommend stopping by the Hi-way Dairy Bar in Candor on 96B. Grab a Berry Twist, you won’t be disappointed.
Still accurate if you’re in the Russian army
The problem is they turned onto Chrysler Ave instead of hitting 890 off crosstown and once you get on Chrysler Ave it’s impossible to get off and then you’re just stuck at Schenectady.
I noticed when he finally stepped back on his land again, he brought milk, because he told Telemachus back then that he was stepping out to get some milk. /s
Don’t do it during fall colors or you’ll be going 25 down one-lane roads.





