At one point, an Italian pasta company hired an engineering firm behind the Delorean to design a pasta that held the most sauce.
Marille
This is a country with priorities.
Over a hundred? I’d place it in the several hundreds.
I myself have easily tried 100 different types. Currently have about 10 in my closet, and I’m out of pasta…
Moreover, I wouldn’t call it pasta noodle, the word noodle implies an elongated shape; which is not always the case with pasta.
Smh, it doesn’t even list dinosauroni.
The list is incomplete:
Eat a bag of dick pasta!
As someone from NJ, I thought this was common knowledge. Each type is often paired with a particular kind of sauce or dish. Legend has it if you pair the wrong pasta with the wrong sauce, or commit the even graver sin of breaking the noodles in half before cooking them, a dark haired man in a wife beater with a fat gold chain will come and beat you with some deli meat. Some say his name is Sal, but he doesn’t speak, he just looks straight into your soul and gestures like this 🤌
When Sal’s causin problems ya just need Mookie to Do The Right Thing
If I break just one strand of pasta to summon Sal on purpose, will he at least give me the deli meat after he beats me with it? If so, worth it.
Rotini: Fusili, but shorter
But fusili isn’t on the list.
A fusili is just a longer rotini.
Million to one shot!
Someone need to invent the spagalocci just to make Ify retrospectively right
But the only one that matters is angel hair.
That’s ridiculous, why can’t we just have one that covers everybody’s use case?
Just make a new one to cover every standard!
