stermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1245arrow-down131
arrow-up1214arrow-down1external-linkPlane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendanttownflex.comstermy4u@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squarenibbler@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·6 days agoI’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·6 days agoDoesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
minus-squareBuffalox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·5 days agoI DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·5 days agoI INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·5 days agoAny hips caught lying will be put to death
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoWAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.
I’ll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class
Doesn’t Shakira use a private jet?
I DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!
I INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!
Any hips caught lying will be put to death
WAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.