Welcome to the future!

I’d still put my money on a battle bot any day of the week.
I love battle bots
“What?! Your heads off!”
“Tis’ but a flesh wound! HAVE AT YEE!”
*I love how one of the presenters is choke-laughing the whole time after it’s head comes off
This looks sad. The obsession with humanoid robots is making less and less sense by the decade.
Support your local robot battle scene.
The obsession is actually in search of new tech markets to dominate. AI race, Ev Race, Solar Panel race, gig-economy race. There’s so much money and “realpolitik” in each of these. Sometimes early investments pay off like EV industry and sometimes they absolutely do not - gig economy race for example.
This seems like new reality - chase to dominate big general markets and China is absolutely winning everything from EVs and solar panels to literally fishing out every fish out of existence within the next few decades if not less.
This is really bad.
So that’s gonna be our future. Fighting robots that uncannily get back up with their head dangling on their back.
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Best learn how to fashion an EMP cannon from household parts.
Pointless if their heads don’t pop straight up and make a “ziiiiiiing” sound.
They didn’t even hit each other
They way they get up is pretty cool, but they each have one jump kick attack and nothing else? Those deathbot matches from the early aughts are way cooler.
They learned from Mortal Combat to spam their best move.
Turns out it’s a mirror battle.
Can we have Hugh Jackman pilot a robot?
He can’t, he’s busy fellating Rupert Murdoch.
This will probably be awesome 10-20 years from now.
10-20 years from now, these thigs will be gunning down people in the streets
Time to start designing antibot drones then I guess.
I guess it is like watching toddlers walk, but why the random breakout into dance moves? Also how do they target? Seems like they just generally point at the other one.
Total dogshit game

Looks like the same when I let my kids play tekken the first time.
Looks real the same way WWE looks real. I mean, you gotta love the skill/tech used to achieve these feats, but real robots fighting with no restraint wouldn’t need to take a few seconds to dick around after every kick.
It’s very clear none of y’all remember the seminal film Real Steel
I remember when it came out, but I only saw it last year! IT BLEW ME AWAY. I wasn’t expecting a film of that quality!
I’ve seen it about a year or so after it came out. I remember it fondly, maybe I should rewatch it.
You should! :D






